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End of the World

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Being a teenager is all about taking control of your relationship. It's the summer meaning, literally everyone is on the prowl to get themselves some. If you don't take care, your swagger will be jacked, and so will your baby girl. Lingering eyes, lead to anguished hooking up, and cheating leads to lies, and lies mean to a nasty break up. They say keep your friends close, but keep your significant other closer. The hotter the commodity the more likely they are to be hit on. Defend what's yours and claim your prize, blow it off and disregard it and you'll it loose it faster than a Tila Tequila on a stripper pole. Breaking up does not mean your life is over, however it just might be the end of the world. When you're on the hunt, searching for the perfect girl/guy to make your main squeeze, you need to be prepared for everything. Whoever said that all's fair in love and war, must not have ever been loved. Let's face the facts, it's hard for us teens to w...

Totally Clueless

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Being a teenager means that your relationships will make up a major part of your life. It's for sure the summertime, meaning it's hot as eff outside, the clothes are coming off and everything and everybody is heating up. This is the perfect time to get yourself some, but be warned it's just as easy to loose the person you're with. I don't know if it's the crazy blazing heat, or the body sweat on the hot totties, but it seems like everybody is breaking up and breaking down. It's time to educate the masses on the definition of flirting, and what's considered cheating. No more excuses, you must be totally clueless. Seeing as I watch so much TV and Lifetime Movies that I know pretty much anything and everything there is to know about relationships, my dating advice is legendary. So I've been caught up in that new VH1 dramedy, Single Ladies, BTW Stacey Dash "she can get it" anytime, it's like that woman doesn't age, and they've p...