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House Rules

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Being a teenager is all about following the laws of the land. No matter where you are, there's a set of rules that you're obligated to follow. You enter someone's domain, you've got to adhere to the boundaries set in place. You may not always like what's been determined, but that's the way the world works. You're in our house now. Our house our rules. House rules >>> (if you don't understand the greater than sign - it's supposed to be read "over" - get with the times people). When you're at home, the house rules apply. That's the bottom line, like comprende holmes? If you're under your parents' roof, you'd better redneckognize (oh Honey Boo Boo, ain't nobody like you - BTW, the fact that TLC is using 1D LWWY in their New Year's bumpers with her in it disgusts me - that's child exploitation) and get your act together. If you thought you'd be running around at all ours of the day and night, gall...

Dorm Sweet Dorm

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Being a teenager is all about where you live. Your crib is the ultimate spot where you spend the majority of your time, especially in the crazy village of young people known as college. Think about it, what other time in your life will people of all relatively the same age whose purpose is one thing, to get an education, be together like this. Probably won't happen anytime soon. It's almost spring time and that means getting you stuff together for next school year. This is like the Real World: Dorm, USA. Choose your dorm sweet dorm. There comes a time when you'll have to sit down with your roommate, and have "the talk." No this is not about the all the times you've walked on in your roommate masturbating, doing the dirty or hooking up with their conquest of the week - this is about whether or not you guys will be rooming together next semester. (I haven't actually heard of anyone whose roommate does any of those things) It's can be awkward conver...

Home Alone

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Being a teenager means living for the moments that you make for yourself. It's summertime and that means everyone and literally everyone will be packing up their suitcases and booking out of your hometown for some sort of vacation. Collegebound kids will journey to orientation, families will swipe their passports and chuck the deuces to America and others will roadtrip the heck out here. For the rest of you who either have already gone on vacation, or are unfortunately not going anywhere this summer, there is still a shat ton of stuff for you to do. For the past week and a half, I've been home alone and it's been a fun experience to say the least. It's every teenager's dream to have no one to chastise you, not having to share anything, and having your entire house to yourself. It's time to check somethings off your list of life goals. We're home alone, ahhh. Being home alone is a rare oppurtunity let loose and go a little crazy. It's weird waking up i...